If the Cost Based Optimizer was a car, what would its bumper sticker say?
Here are my entries for the Optimizer Bumper Stickers competition that Maria Colgan started on Twitter. Tweet your entry to @SQLMaria #optimizerbumperstickers by May 31.
Update: July 2, 2012
The winner is PROUD PARENT OF A CHILD CURSOR with 40% of the votes. https://blogs.oracle.com/optimizer/entry/we_have_a_winner
Update: October 3, 2012