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If the Cost Based Optimizer was a car, what would its bumper sticker say?


Here are my entries for the Optimizer Bumper Stickers competition that Maria Colgan started on Twitter. Tweet your entry to @SQLMaria #optimizerbumperstickers by May 31.

Update: July 2, 2012

The winner is PROUD PARENT OF A CHILD CURSOR with 40% of the votes. https://blogs.oracle.com/optimizer/entry/we_have_a_winner

Update: October 3, 2012

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